Thursday, November 30, 2017

Only Lady Gaga Would Wear High Heels To The Beach And Get Away With It

... PRETEND to like but deep down it really sucks. You're dodging kamikaze seagull poop, sand gets everywhere (and I mean EVERYWHERE), the public restrooms are like a (very shitty) portal to hell, and you have to PRAY that the one weird dude with a metal detector doesn't come too near your towel.

from Google Alert - metal detectorhttp://ift.tt/2AtrMza

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